It’s going to be a long, sleepless, paranoid night. The kid choked on and inhaled some water during his bath tonight. He recovered quickly and was fine, but then my wife mentioned dry drowning and now I won’t sleep tonight. He’s in our bed and my paranoia will have me lying here listening to him breathe all night.
And before you say anything, I am not crazy. Well, maybe I am. But at least I’m aware of it.